Kids Say The Darnest Things! 8 Times Children Majorly Embarrassed Parents

Children say (and do) the darndest things. Parents share experiences with their children that made them want to hide under a rock.

Oprah

“In 1998, in a predominantly white town in British Columbia, my toddler mistakenly identified a woman of colour as Oprah at the grocery store. She laughed and wished she was Oprah.”

An Eagle

"As a child, I mispronounced 'eagle'. Seeing a person of color under an eagle painting, I exclaimed 'Look, a neagle!'

Running Around In The Hotel

While in Vegas, our 3-year-old son escaped the hotel room, running naked through hallways. We caught him as others cheered on his antics. As we returned, he yelled, "everybody sees my peepee".

Seeing A Genie

“My child was about 4 years old and this was the early 80s, we’re on a bus and a Sikh gentleman walked on the bus and my kid says oh look Mommy it’s a genie.”

Seeing A Ninja

“When we were in London, my 4-year-old saw a Muslim woman in full burka, only a slit for the eyes and he yelled, “Look mum, it’s a ninja””

Would You Like A Bag?

My 4-year-old noticed me changing my pad and worried I was hurt. At a toy shop the next day, he announced, "My mom's bleeding, but she's okay."

Why They Were Late

“My friends’ kid at church was super excited to tell me that the reason they were late is because his dad had diarrhea and stayed on the toilet for a long time.”

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