Farting And Peepees: 9 Things Toddlers Have Said That Made Parents Want To Hide Under A Rock

Toddlers are known for their uncensored and sometimes inappropriate comments, especially in public places. From shouting about bodily functions to revealing family secrets, toddlers have a way of keeping us on our toes. Here are some of the most embarrassing things people shared that their toddlers and older kids have said in public.

Punching a Stranger

“My oldest Daughter and I used to run away from my wife when we went shopping. One time, we got particularly far away and I asked her what do you wanna do now that mom can’t stop us? She exclaimed loudly, near others, “We can punch a stranger!””

Farting in Public

“Carrying my daughter back from the bathroom through a crowded hipster brunch spot while she shouted ‘HE FARTED!!’ at every single table. In case there was any confusion she was also pointing at my face.”

Birth Announcements

“After his little sister was born my toddler announce to the parking garage that she, “came out of mommy’s magina!” So that was nice …”

Peepee Problems

“I was in target with my 4 year old boy twins. One has a nervous habit of grabbing his parts. I quietly said to him “let go, hands off dude” and he yells at the top of his lungs “BUT MAMA MY [PEEPEE] WONT GO DOWN!” I don’t think I’ve ever left target so fast.”

Complimenting Mom

“My daughter was with me in a crowded dressing room and complimented me on my nice [chest area]. I could hear laughter from the other stalls.”

Hair on Peepee

“When my cousin was about 2 she still occasionally took baths with her mom, my aunt. One night we’re at their house for dinner, out of nowhere, she blurts out at my uncle, “Daddy, you got hair on your peepee, too?!” And that was the first and only time in my life I nearly required the Heimlich maneuver.”

Food Donations

“My son came home from kindergarten with his backpack full of canned food. When pressed about the issue he confidently stated that he had told the teacher he was hungry and we didn’t have any food at home! They had sent him home with the donations for those in need!! We got him to return the food the next day… Its a funny story we tell now but talk about embarrassed!!!”

The C-Word

“I nannied for kids for a summer. One time, as soon as the mom came home, the daughter ran to the mom and said “JEN SAID THE C WORD TODAY!!!” I was beyond mortified until the mom and I talked for a second and I realized that they didn’t say “crap” around the kids. The mom and I laughed it off once we realized.”

Pee Out Of The Wrong Place

“Michele Russell said, “Years ago when my son was like 3-4 years old. We were at the mall without my husband. I had to use the bathroom and had to take him with me. Into the stall we went. I began to pee and he turns around and looks at me and screams at the top of his lungs in a very crowded bathroom. “Yuck mommy you pee out your butt and the bathroom erupts into laughter, as I yell ‘be quite and turn back around.’ That was the first time he had been to the bathroom with me. As we exited the stall the laughter continued. I was totally embarrassed. And he kept saying it because now he had an audience.”

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