Toddler Tales:

Here are some of the most embarrassing things people shared that their toddlers and older kids have said in public.

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Punching a Stranger

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Farting in Public

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Birth Announcements

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Peepee Problems

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Toddler Tales:

Embarrassing Things Toddlers Have Said In Public

Embarrassing Things Toddlers Have Said In Public

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Here are some of the most embarrassing things people shared that their toddlers and older kids have said in public.

Here are some of the most embarrassing things people shared that their toddlers and older kids have said in public.

Punching a Stranger

One time, we got particularly far away and I asked her what do you wanna do now that mom can’t stop us? She exclaimed loudly, near others, “We can punch a stranger!””

One time, we got particularly far away and I asked her what do you wanna do now that mom can’t stop us? She exclaimed loudly, near others, “We can punch a stranger!””

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Farting in Public

“Carrying my daughter back from the bathroom through a crowded hipster brunch spot while she shouted ‘HE FARTED!!’ at every single table.

“Carrying my daughter back from the bathroom through a crowded hipster brunch spot while she shouted ‘HE FARTED!!’ at every single table.

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Birth Announcements

“After his little sister was born my toddler announce to the parking garage that she, “came out of mommy’s magina!” So that was nice …”

“After his little sister was born my toddler announce to the parking garage that she, “came out of mommy’s magina!” So that was nice …”

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Peepee Problems

One has a nervous habit of grabbing his parts. I quietly said to him “let go, hands off dude” and he yells at the top of his lungs “BUT MAMA MY [PEEPEE] WONT GO DOWN!”

One has a nervous habit of grabbing his parts. I quietly said to him “let go, hands off dude” and he yells at the top of his lungs “BUT MAMA MY [PEEPEE] WONT GO DOWN!”

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