8 Hilariously Corny Jokes For The Sleep Deprived

Tickly

What do rich people say when tickling their little kids? Gucci, Gucci, Gucci.

Got A Drink?

What do you call a 400 pound alcoholic? A heavy drinker.

Best Noodles

What noodles do cannibals eat? Raw men

Change A Tire

Why is everyone so against “Car Jacking?” How else are you supposed to change a tire?

Jungle Matter

What do you call a reluctant jungle bird? A toucan’t.

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