11 Hilarious Times People Realized Their Dates Weren't the Sharpest Tool in the Shed

Looking for Ozzy Osborne’s House She told me that her and her best friend were going to Birmingham for the weekend.

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Stacking Cups in the Dishwasher “Stacking cups… In the dishwasher.”

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Stealing a Computer “She walked into a computer lab on campus and simply picked up a computer and walked home with it.

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Choosing Random Pills for Birth Control “When she was choosing random pills from the blister of a ’21 active + 7 placebo’ contraceptive, instead of following the arrows on the package.”

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Throwing a Knife “When I asked her to hand me a kitchen knife and she threw it at me underhand.."

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