Use these unusual phrases when you need to tell others that nature is calling. Here are some creative euphemisms for going to the toilet.
Taking the Hobbits to Isengard
If you love Lord of the Rings, you’ll love this one. “I gotta take the hobbits to Isengard!”
Seeing a Man About a Horse
“Gotta go see a man about a horse.” Gotta admit, I’ve never heard of this one before.
Brown Dog Barking
“There’s a Brown dog Barking at the Back Door!” Gotta let the brown dog out.
Changing Your Shirt
My cousin once told his buddy he had to go take a dump.
Buddy: “gross dude, next time just tell me you have to go change your shirt or something”
Cousin next time: “I’ll be back, I’ve gotta go take a huge change my shirt””
Shaking the Dew from Your Lily
“My ex-husband’s great aunt, Grace, used to say in her thick Liverpudlian accent, I must go and shake the dew from my lily.”
Paying the Sewer Tax
“Pay the sewer tax.” Sometimes, you just gotta make a deposit.
I’ll Be Back
“I’ll be back.” This one’s great if you want to be discreet.
Taking the Browns to the Superbowl
“Gotta take The Browns to the Superbowl.” Great sentence if you’re around football fans.
Painting the Bowl
My husband says he’s going to “paint the bowl” lol it’s so gross
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