Need A New Way To Say You Need To Use The Toilet? Use These Hilarious Phrases For Your Next Bathroom Break
When nature calls, sometimes it’s best to use a euphemism to avoid any awkwardness. Here are some creative euphemisms for going to the toilet.
Taking the Hobbits to Isengard
If you love Lord of the Rings, you’ll love this one. “I gotta take the hobbits to Isengard!”
Seeing a Man About a Horse
“Gotta go see a man about a horse.” Gotta admit, I’ve never heard of this one before.
Brown Dog Barking
“There’s a Brown dog Barking at the Back Door!” Gotta let the brown dog out.
Changing Your Shirt
My cousin once told his buddy he had to go take a dump.
Buddy: “gross dude, next time just tell me you have to go change your shirt or something”
Cousin next time: “I’ll be back, I’ve gotta go take a huge change my shirt””
Shaking the Dew from Your Lily
“My ex-husband’s great aunt, Grace, used to say in her thick Liverpudlian accent, I must go and shake the dew from my lily.”
Paying the Sewer Tax
“Pay the sewer tax.” Sometimes, you just gotta make a deposit.
I’ll Be Back
“I’ll be back.” This one’s great if you want to be discreet.
Taking the Browns to the Superbowl
“Gotta take The Browns to the Superbowl.” Great sentence if you’re around football fans.
Painting the Bowl
My husband says he’s going to “paint the bowl” lol it’s so gross
Woman is Furious That Her Husband Keeps Getting Takeout
When we’re hungry and there’s nothing to eat, we usually get takeout. But what about when there’s a nice warm home cooked meal waiting for us? Do you think it comes across as ungrateful if a person continues to eat takeout when his wife put in the effort to make a nice home cooked meal?
Woman is Furious That Her Husband Keeps Getting Takeout
Many Wonder How They Survived Childhood With These Ridiculous Stories
Let’s face it, we’ve all made mistakes. However, this Reddit thread asked what Redditors have done to make their own parents question their existence and the responses were hilarious!
Many Wonder How They Survived Childhood With These Ridiculous Stories
Are Insanely High Parenting Standards Making It More Difficult To Be A Parent?
In a world where social media dominates, it’s easy to feel like we’re falling behind compared to many of the so-called influencers on social media. One woman shares her distress about how insane the parenting standards have gotten over the years, and virtually nothing she does for her child meets the standards laid out by online influencers.
Are Insanely High Parenting Standards Making It More Difficult To Be A Parent?
She Was Told She Excelled At Her Job Before Her Announcement, But Now They Said She Is Not Good At Her Job
One woman complained on Reddit about her work situation after announcing her pregnancy. The original poster (OP) works for a sizeable company where she was promoted twice within five months…
Does Having A Second Child Increase Happiness? The Answers Are Divided
The question of whether having a second child increases happiness is a topic of interest for many parents. Many ask this question when deciding whether they want to try for a second or third child. Here is how people responded to the query.
Does Having A Second Child Increase Happiness? The Answers Are Divided
This article has been inspired by the internet and does not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of Arnie Nicola
