11 Times People Realized Their Date Was Dumb As A Stump

Have you ever been on a date and realized that your partner wasn’t the smartest cookie in the jar? These people share their hilarious stories of the times they realized their dates weren’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

Looking for Ozzy Osborne’s House

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She told me that her and her best friend were going to Birmingham for the weekend. They had driven through all of the wealthier neighborhoods in Birmingham, Alabama for two days trying to find a house that matched the gates to Ozzy Osborne’s house and never found it. He lives in Birmingham, England.”

Stacking Cups in the Dishwasher

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“Stacking cups… In the dishwasher.”

Stealing a Computer

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“She walked into a computer lab on campus and simply picked up a computer and walked home with it. She literally thought the computers were free for students.”

Choosing Random Pills for Birth Control

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“When she was choosing random pills from the blister of a ’21 active + 7 placebo’ contraceptive, instead of following the arrows on the package.”

Throwing a Knife

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“When I asked her to hand me a kitchen knife and she threw it at me underhand. When I tried to explain the basics of handing someone a knife, or pair of scissors, she refused to accept that what she did was wrong or unsafe.

Using Steel Wool on a Car

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When kids egged his car and he thought the best way to get the egg off was to use steel wool.

Believing You Absorb Water in the Shower

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He thought you absorb a gallon of water when you shower so he didn’t need to drink water.

Asking Where Spaghetti Grows

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“When my ex asked me where they grew spaghetti.”

Decorating Cookies with Bad Spelling

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“She texted me a picture from work, proudly showing me a cookie she had decorated for a customer. Not only did the artwork look like a 3 year old’s finger painting, but it said “CONRADULATINS”, which aside from the obviously bad spelling, she had clearly not even planned out the spacing in her head first, so it said “CONRADU” across the whole cookie, and then, in tiny letters up the side, “latins. She thought it came out pretty well. She was about 30 at the time. I’ll be honest, I broke things off shortly afterwards because of that cookie.”

Not Understanding Credit Cards

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“She didn’t understand that you actually have to pay what you spent on credit cards. Like the credit amount she had was supposed to be her monthly limit that just resets each month”

Thinking Commercials are Recorded Live

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“An ex thought that commercials were recorded live, and the people on TV were employed to do them over and over again.”

10 Things That People Do That Make Them Look Stupid

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Let’s face it, we all have moments where we look a little silly. Here are ten things that make everyone look stupid, no matter who does them.

10 Things That People Do That Make Them Look Stupid

10 Trends That Many People Secretly Hate

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There are always new trends popping up, but not all of them are well-received. Here are 10 recent trends that many people secretly hate:

10 Trends That Many People Secretly Hate

10 Discontinued Items Many Wish Would Make a Comeback

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Do you ever find yourself reminiscing about a product or experience from the past that you wish would make a comeback? Here are 10 discontinued items that people wish would make a comeback.

10 Discontinued Items That People Wish Would Make a Comeback

Worst People To Sit Next To On A Long-Haul Flight

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We’ve all been there – you’re on a long-haul flight and stuck next to someone who makes the experience unbearable. Here are some of the worst kinds of people to be sat next to on a long flight.

Worst People To Sit Next To On A Long-Haul Flight – According To The Internet

9 Monday Morning Habits to Help You Get Through the Day

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Monday mornings can be tough. After a relaxing weekend, it’s hard to get back into the swing of things. But there are some things you can do to make the transition a little easier. Here are nine Monday morning habits that will help you get through the day.

9 Monday Morning Habits to Help You Get Through the Day

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